Apple Rears its Ugly Head

Amazing. I got back from vacation to this in my inbox:

Damon Wright -

I was busy being horrified by a creation "science" site when I discovered this libelous material about you:

http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html#A6

Whether or not you are a creationist, I doubt you would like what they say. They should not be free to damage the reputation of an individual.

FYI.

OK. I skimmed the section right around my picture, but I have not yet read the rest of the article. So, there I am, laughing to myself, when I run across this:

“ADDENDUM (7/17/2003): I have been informed that the teenage girl in the “Switch” commercial was not on drugs at the time, as I had previously suggested. Apparently, her incoherent rambling was the result of something called a “reality distortion field” — which, I’m assuming, is some sort of strong magnetic field generated by a device (similar to the one I reported on here,) that Apple Computers developed to assist in their mind control. My apologies to her and her family.”

This, of course, referring to Ellen Feiss, who was on Sudafed at the time, which made her drowsy. I myself have yet to discover any reality distortion field inherent in my iBook to give me the same result as Sudafed or any efedrin variant. I can only hope I’ll find one at a MacWorld Conference some day… the “iTranscranial Magnetic Stimulator” … iTMS … oh… dear GOD… iTMS = iTunes Music Store!

We’re all going to hell!